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My Mate James Whale MBE

Funeral for James Whale

It’s a week since we said goodbye to James’ and the world seems a bit of a strange place without him, and that went double of Friday night in the TalkTV studio, James’ studio, a place I instantly realised I’d never been without the Whale calling the shots. Last week there was lots of media […]

Time to Flush Rayner Out

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Deputy PM Angela Rayner’s dodgy residency row stinks worse by the day. From Manchester to Brighton, her story leaks like a burst pipe, and if Keir Starmer won’t wrench her out of Cabinet, the voters surely will. If you ask me, Deputy Prime Minister Angela Rayner’s number’s up. She’s clogged the system, sprung a leak […]

Cash is still King in the UK – Long Live the King!

For years now we have been told that a cashless society is the future. They say it is slick, secure and modern. Well, I say it is a con, and if we keep heading that way, we will land ourselves in a right mess. Cash is still king for millions of people. The pensioner who […]

Whitehall Workshy: Time to Put Britain’s Civil Service Back on the Tools

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The asylum chaos is just the start. If we don’t sack the slackers and bring in proper grafters, we’re heading for trouble on the streets. Let’s stop pretending: the UK civil service is broken. Not creaking, not struggling—broken. It’s turned from the engine room of government into a bureaucratic black hole, swallowing money, time, and […]

WeFix Hits New Heights as Pimlico Goes Down the Pan

At WeFix HQ the phone is ringing off the hook! Our HR team is working overtime to hire more of the engineers who are up to our high technical and personal standards. As fast as they bring on new engineers demand for our services rockets up even more. I hear the news at Pimlico is […]

Time to Ditch the Snobbery and Back Apprenticeships

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Every August we get the same feel-good TV shots of beaming teenagers waving their A-level results, teachers clapping, proud parents filling their phones with happy memories that are instantly posted on Facebook. The media laps it up, and why wouldn’t they? Most journalists went to university themselves. Most teachers did too. So it’s hardly surprising […]