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Pimlico call the Consultants to Figure out why the Phones have Stopped Ringing!

Lately people have been telling me they are seeing a lot more WEFIX London vans about the place in London than the once common Pimlico chariots. That’s me reporting what I’m being told, and it seems to match up with something else I’m hearing through the plumbers’ grapevine that my old firm has parked up fifty […]

Andy Burnham’s Business Rates Gamble is a Busted Flush!

Every entrepreneur knows you can plan for high taxes. What you can’t plan for is politicians constantly changing the rules. That’s why Andy Burnham’s proposal to hand local politicians more control over business taxation should ring alarm bells. Level playing field For decades, businesses have operated under a national business rates system. You may not […]

Pimlico up for Sale as American Bosses Look to Cut Losses!

For sale

The wheels look like they’re really falling off the van at Pimlico Plumbers this week with the news that it’s going up for sale in 2028 as the American owners look to cut their losses after not increasing sales since taking over in 2021. And a little bird told me yesterday that a team of […]

Andy Burnham’s Power-grab is more like a Mafia Hit than a Political Manoeuvre

So, when Keir Starmer’s Governments piled on extra costs, increased taxes, and made it harder to employ people, it’s no wonder confidence legged it! Companies pulled the pin on investment and recruitment that’s any chance of any decent economic growth out the door. That’s not ideology, it’s how businesses react when the goalposts keep moving. […]

While others melt, WEFIX London breaks records

While much of Britain seems to grind to a halt every time the thermometer nudges towards 30 degrees, the team at WEFIX London has been doing exactly the opposite. This week, despite one of the hottest spells in recent years, our engineers have maintained a full 24/7 service while setting new company records every single […]

The Demise of a Diabolical Prime Minister & his Sidekick Rachel from Accounts!

Number 10

This morning’s resignation by Keir Starmer was the best news I’ve heard in a very long while. To be honest I’m still dumfounded how the most unprimeministerly premier in the history of the United Kingdom managed to last two years in the job. But at last he’s realised his time bumbling around Westminster making gaff […]