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Britain’s got Talent but not Enough of it is on the Tools!

Brick layer

I’ve been banging on about this for donkey’s years — and I’ll keep shouting until someone in Westminster gets off their backside. Britain’s got a skills shortage the size of the Channel Tunnel. And unless we start churning out apprentices like a proper production line, the country’s going to seize up. We Need skills! We’ve […]

James Whale – an all time original!

This morning I got the news that my friend James Whale MBE died. At this point convention says that I should say that his death came after ‘a long battle with cancer’. But my brave friend didn’t rage against his disease, he took it in his stride, lived every day to its fullest. And I […]

Why Summer is the Smart Time to Service Your Boiler

Boiler Service

Avoid the autumn rush and keep your home warm and worry-free When the sun’s out and heating is the last thing on your mind, your boiler probably isn’t getting much thought. But summer is actually the perfect time to get it serviced, and here’s why. 1. Beat the Autumn Rush Come September and October, boiler […]

It’s Official: Water Industry Report Uncovers Complete Cluster-Fuck!

Water Companies

I’m no policy wonk, I’m a plumber from Elephant and Castle, but I’ve watched in horror as the UK water system has been sucked dry by fat‑cat funds and foreign investors. For years these vampires have been taking bill-payers’ money, promising to upgrade the creaky network, but trousering the cash instead. Deeply broken Today we […]

Starmer is a Dead Man Walking … and he knows it!!

Downing Street

Just a year after winning a massive 174 seat majority in the 2024 general election, it’s clear to me that Sir Keir Starmer’s days in Number 10 are numbered! Rebel MPs, disciplinary crackdowns, policy U‑turns, and dissent among his party’s core supporters tells me it’s not a case of ‘will’ he get stabbed in the […]