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Whitehall Workshy: Time to Put Britain’s Civil Service Back on the Tools

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The asylum chaos is just the start. If we don’t sack the slackers and bring in proper grafters, we’re heading for trouble on the streets. Let’s stop pretending: the UK civil service is broken. Not creaking, not struggling—broken. It’s turned from the engine room of government into a bureaucratic black hole, swallowing money, time, and […]

WeFix Hits New Heights as Pimlico Goes Down the Pan

At WeFix HQ the phone is ringing off the hook! Our HR team is working overtime to hire more of the engineers who are up to our high technical and personal standards. As fast as they bring on new engineers demand for our services rockets up even more. I hear the news at Pimlico is […]

Time to Ditch the Snobbery and Back Apprenticeships

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Every August we get the same feel-good TV shots of beaming teenagers waving their A-level results, teachers clapping, proud parents filling their phones with happy memories that are instantly posted on Facebook. The media laps it up, and why wouldn’t they? Most journalists went to university themselves. Most teachers did too. So it’s hardly surprising […]

Britain’s got Talent but not Enough of it is on the Tools!

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I’ve been banging on about this for donkey’s years — and I’ll keep shouting until someone in Westminster gets off their backside. Britain’s got a skills shortage the size of the Channel Tunnel. And unless we start churning out apprentices like a proper production line, the country’s going to seize up. We Need skills! We’ve […]

James Whale – an all time original!

This morning I got the news that my friend James Whale MBE died. At this point convention says that I should say that his death came after ‘a long battle with cancer’. But my brave friend didn’t rage against his disease, he took it in his stride, lived every day to its fullest. And I […]

Why Summer is the Smart Time to Service Your Boiler

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Avoid the autumn rush and keep your home warm and worry-free When the sun’s out and heating is the last thing on your mind, your boiler probably isn’t getting much thought. But summer is actually the perfect time to get it serviced, and here’s why. 1. Beat the Autumn Rush Come September and October, boiler […]